i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

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dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

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